happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

September 30th 2014   34011 notes   - via / source

I walk. I talk. I shop. I sneeze. I’m gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There’s trees in the desert since you moved out, and I don’t sleep on a bed of bones.

September 30th 2014   826 notes   - via / source

pondprincen:

bottomjared:

Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.

Do NOT out anyone.

Got it?

Okay.

this is also a less important point, but still worth noting: DO NOT “come out” as an ally. don’t you dare.

September 30th 2014   288489 notes   - via / source

maneth985:

harzilla:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

-

September 30th 2014   258953 notes   - via / source

fantasticsteve:

romanticize self love 2k14

September 30th 2014   55589 notes   - via

flowury:

please do yourself a favor and date the biggest fckn nerd u can get ur hands on

September 30th 2014   75914 notes   - via / source

gunpowderandspark:

According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

September 30th 2014   184 notes   - via / source

this-wayward-winchester:

paperbacksplease:

ryanishka:

elenoa:

Ludovic Florent's series “Poussières d’étoiles” (Stardust). 

This is fucking gorgeous

HOLY SHIT THE WINGS???

All I can think about is getting a dusty vagina…

there are two kinds of people.

September 30th 2014   160487 notes   - via / source
September 30th 2014   190012 notes   - via / source

dont-spoop-yourself:

poprox:

Yes hello I am yarn

September 30th 2014   25220 notes   - via / source
September 30th 2014   32544 notes   - via / source
September 30th 2014   725 notes   - via / source

4gifs:

It was a trap. [video]

September 30th 2014   17420 notes   - via / source

Change is coming to the world. Some fear change and will fight it with every fibre of their being. But sometimes, change is what they need most. Sometimes, change is what sets them free.

September 30th 2014   337 notes   - via / source
September 30th 2014   316243 notes   - via / source
© JASONDILAURENTS